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You'll really love being abandoned here
Season 2, Song 20
You'll really love being abandoned here
Singers(s) Toot Braunstein and the old folks
Episode Alzheimer's That Ends Well
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You'll really love being abandoned here is a happy song about nursing home life sung by Toot Braunstein and the old people in the episode Alzheimer's That Ends Well. The song is a parody of "I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here" from Annie.

LyricsEdit

Dick York: You'll get a fun filled dose of meds.
Old Man: I'm a lifer guy.
Toot: You certainly are.
Dick York: A colored nurse will sponge your rear.
Old Man: I'm a god damned mess down there.
Old Lady: Be as mean as you want to the underpaid help.
Dick York: If you don't like it, go to college Paco.
Toot: I'll really love being abandoned here.
Old Man: Eat in bed.
Old Man: Get spoon fed.
Old Lady: Each and every meal.
Toot: Chow cubes. Feeding tubes. Is this place for real?
Dick York: No need to deal with snotty grandkids.
Toot: Yeah I hate those little bastards!
Old Man: All your responsibilities will disappear.
Toot: Later tampons!
Old People: If you like free drugs and cake, the Alzheimer's is great.
You'll really love being abandoned here.
All: Alzheimer's! It's fake!

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