|Drawn Together Character|
|Gender||Male (Dad), Female (Mom)|
|Hair||Gray (Dad), Blonde (Mom)|
Xandir's Dad is an old man with gray hair and glasses. He wears a green vest and a white shirt.
Xnadir's Mom has short blonde hair and white pearl earrings as well as a pearl necklace and a pink shirt with a red apron.
Xandir's Parents are nice people who prove to love their son Xandir very much. They supported his being gay as shown in A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special, although they were kind of rude when they did so, and in Charlotte's Web of Lies, Xandir's Mom was shown to be devastated when she heard that her son had died.
- Xandir's Dad: Well son, I think I speak for the both of us when I say,
- Both: Uh, DUUUUUUH!!!!
- Xandir's Mom: You killed my son Xandir. He was a beautiful little boy and you killed him. I wanted you to know that. You knew there was a shark out there but you let people go swimming anyway. Now my boy is dead. I wanted you to know that.