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The Bully Song
Season 1, Song 5
The Bully Song
Singers(s) Princess Clara, Wooldoor Sockbat
Episode Requiem for a Reality Show
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The Bully Song is a song sung by Princess Clara and Wooldoor Sockbat in the episode "Requiem for a Reality Show." It is sung by Clara when she convinced Wooldoor to stand up to Spanky.

LyricsEdit

Clara's VersionEdit

Clara: Bullies are people who hate themselves.
Abused at age six or molested at twelve
so they pick on others. Isn't it odd?
Because their real quarrel is with God.
Now, who's afraid of a bully?
Wooldor: Me.
Clara: Not me.
For there are much better things to be frightened of
like people of color and gay homo love.
So stand up to the bully stand tall and true
just like Jesus stood up to those misguided Jews.
Wooldor: Wow! You're right!
Clara: Now, who's afraid of a bully?
Wooldor: Not me. No not me.
Clara: When you stand up to the bully
Wooldor: He'll flee.
Clara: Oh yes he'll flee like the pathetic, insecure, cowardly loser he be.

Clara's RepriseEdit

Clara: Bullies are people who hate themselves.
Abused at age six or molested at twelve
so they pick on others. Isn't it odd?
Because their real quarrel is with God.

Wooldoor's VersionEdit

Wooldoor: Bullies are people who hate themselves.
Abused at age six or molested at twelve.
Spanky (Speaking): (Gasp) Who told you?
Wooldoor: Who's afraid of a bully?
Not me! Not me!
Spanky: He's not the only one who has feelings inside.
I have feelings inside that - Aw fuck this shit!

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