The Board of Education is the headmaster of the Board of Education. He is a parody on the Schoolhouse Rock characters. He has an evil plan to sell a bunch of stupid, worthless crap to black people by keeping them stupid enough to not pass the SAT. He does this by making racially biased questions on the test and giving grape flavored pencils to the black people so that they would eat them before they could finish the test.
- He is possibly a parody on the Bill from Schoolhouse Rock.