|Drawn Together Character|
|Job||Stay at home mom|
|Voiced by||Jimmy Kimmel|
Spanky's Wife is a pink pig with a thick black unibrow and red lipstick. She wears a purple dress and black heels.
- Xandir and Tim, Sitting in a Tree: Spanky quit the show and returned home, where his wife and his son were seen greeting him.
- Unrestrainable Trainable: Spanky's Wife was briefly seen on the show, giving birth to a new kid, which Spanky immediately killed into some sausages.
- "Oh, honey. Welcome home. I'm so glad you're back."
- "It's Todd."
- That Spanky Ham has a wife, is contradictory with multiple preceding and subsequent times in the series where Spanky has been seen in a relationship with other characters such as Steve's companion in Charlotte's Web of Lies and Clara in Dirty Pranking No. 2 and how he's been seen having sexual intercourse in episodes such as The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II.
- It's possible that Spanky's wife doesn't watch Drawn Together, meaning that she is unaware of this. It would seem odd that she wouldn't watch a show that her own husband is on, but in Xandir and Tim, Sitting in a Tree, they were shown to have a son who looked about 9 years old or younger so it would seem necessary that she doesn't watch a show that's rated VM with him around.