Octopussoir
From Drawn Together Wiki
| Drawn Together character | |
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| Octopussoir | |
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| Gender: | Male |
| Race: | Vagina monster |
| Hair: | None |
| Age: | 20 |
| Job: | Realtor |
| Sexuality: | Heterosexual |
| Religion: | Christian |
| Voiced by: | Jess Harnell |
The Octopussoir is a monster that lived in Clara's vagina. When Clara was young, her Evil Stepmother put a curse on Clara's vagina, causing it to turn into a hideous, tentacled (and male) monster. Despite its frightening appearance (which makes nearly everyone vomit the first time they see it), the Octopussoir is actually quite kind, only attacking people when it is frightened by loud noises or provoked in some fashion. When the housemates first found out about it, they wanted to kill it, but came to accept it once they realized how kind it was. Still, Clara never got over the stigma she felt not having a normal vagina, so she got rid of it through plastic surgery. She eventually reconsidered, but when she tried to get the procedure reversed, Octopussoir told her that he had moved on, having completed college and married a 38-year-old Jewish woman, and was quite happy in his new life.
[edit] Appearances
Clara's Dirty Little Secret: Clara reveals to her housemates the curse that has been placed on her. Fearing for their lives, the housemates take up arms and try to kill the Octopussoir, but eventually learn to accept it.
Alzheimer's That Ends Well: Clara is given the opportunity to get rid of the Octopussoir through plastic surgery, an opportunity she gladly avails herself of. However, she becomes obsessed with what she perceives as flaws in her vagina, and proceeds to undergo even more plastic surgery to fix them. Finally, she reaches the point where no more plastic surgery is possible, ending up with a vagina that looks and talks like Joan Rivers, called the Vajoana. Clara decides to try to get the Octopussoir reinstalled, but the Octopussoir tells her he does not want to go back, being quite happy in his new life. Clara eventually learns to accept the Vajoana just as she did the Octopussoir.
American Idol Parody Clip Show: Octopussoir makes a brief appearance during Clara and Foxxy's performance of "La-La-La-La-Labia".
