Munckin Mouse Song is a song that was originally intended to be sung by Munchkin Mouse in the American Idol Parody Clip Show but it was never used. It is sung to the tune of the intro.


I've been here
since season one
much of the time
getting raped by Captain Hero!
On the floor
in the bathroom
and in the kitchen.
It hasn't been easy!
I've been raped every single day that I've lived here
So what the fuck!?
What the fuck!?