Ling-Ling Battle Song Cover
Season 3, Song 27
Ling-Ling's Battle Song Cover
Singers(s) Ling-Ling
Episode American Idol Parody Clip Show
Song guide
"Black Chick's Tongue Reprise"
"Fire the Load Reprise"

Ling-Ling Battle Song Cover is a song sung by Ling-Ling as his entry in the American Idol Parody Clip Show. It is him doing a cover of his own theme song with style of sultry jazz. The entire song is preformed in the made up Asian language "Japorean", but the lyrics are in the subtitles are seen, which would be the exact same lyrics from the original song.


Ling-Ling: Ring-Ring pingtow chong ting cho!
Bon tana mio kon tio chow!
Tini mia kontow on sidi pi kowto!
Parki dana ching chong pow!
Pana nini myo!
Kirr Kirr Kirr Kirr Die Die Die!
Kirr Kirr Kirr Kirr Die Die Die!
Kirr Kirr Kirr Kirr Die Die Die!
Aw, ringating bop dobala dipdop bo!


  • During the song, some flashbacks to previous episode were seen. One was to the episode Hot Tub, where Toot accidentally activated Ling-Ling by saying his name a third time, resulting in her being torn apart by him. Another one was to the episode The Other Cousin was seen, showing Ling-Ling killing the fake monster, portrayed by Xandir, Toot, and Wooldoor. This exact same flashback montage was previously seen in the ending credits for the episode Gay Bash.
  • The last lyric of the song did not have the subtitles at the bottom, translating the song for some reason. It's most likely that the next lyric was "Ling-Ling victory!" or "Ling-Ling you and me!", given that the tune of the last lyric sounded close to that of those lyrics and that these were the lyrics at the end of the song.

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