|Season 1, Song 3|
"It's Your Birthday"
Ling-Ling's Lament is a song sung by Ling-Ling in the episode Gay Bash. It is sung by Ling-Ling as as he mourns for his carefree days running around a Pokémon-like fantasyland. Ling-Ling sang this song in psuedo-Japanese and there were no subtitles that translated it for some reason so it is unknown what he was singing. However, Ling-Ling was randomly throwing some English words into the song in different places around the song so it's possible that this was never meant to have a true meaning.
Ling-Ling: Een kondira kon fa dinao
Meem Jewgoy don bim dim sum koi
Don King dao di cup of chong
Ahi Slurpee kung pao
Sowa karma Dick Clark
Ling Ling Ling dai yai ditchy gao