Ling-Ling's Battle Song is Ling-Ling's theme song that is recurrently featured in Drawn Together. This song usually plays whenever Ling-Ling goes into battle mode. The lyrics emphasize Ling-Ling's brutal nature and reiterate that he is from a children's anime show. Most of the lyrics consist of Engrish, and the chorus is sung by a group of children and the main singer is what is presumed to be their honorable slavedriver.
Lyrics
Master: Ling-Ling into battle go!
Fulfill destiny of the soul
Sever skull of adversary
Shove it in the poo-poo hole!
All the children sing:
Children: Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die!
Master: Ling-Ling master all technique
Obtain hundred-fifty level!
Strive to greatest destiny
Through unparalleled bloodshed!
All the children sing:
Children: Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die!
Master: Ling-Ling to the challenge dare,
Wherever the cards may fall.
Children of the world unite
To collect them all!
Sing you slaves:
Children: Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die!
Master: Louder, damn it!
Children: Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die!
Master: Ling-Ling victory!
Children: Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die!
Master: Ling-Ling you and me!
Children: Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die!
Episode Appearances
- Hot Tub - The song was heard briefly in a flashback of Ling-Ling giving seizures to young children and was heard again when Ling-Ling killed Toot.
- Gay Bash - The song played during Ling-Ling's battle with the Sweatshop Kids. It also played again as the musical number for the ending credits.
- The Other Cousin - The song played during Ling-Ling's battle with the fake monster, portrayed by Xandir, Wooldoor, and Toot.
- The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II - The song played when Ling-Ling shot a quarter into the vending machine and then took a whiff of Soiled Underwear-y.
- Foxxy vs. the Board of Education - The song played while Ling-Ling filled out Foxxy's test in a dramatic way.
- Clum Babies - The song played during Ling-Ling's battle with Hoochie.
- Captain Hero - The song played when Ling-Ling tried to kill Toot's Baby.
- Freaks & Greeks - The song was briefly heard while Ling-Ling jumped out to get his message from his father.
- Unrestrainable Trainable - The song played while Ling-Ling threw a Chinese ninja star at Wooldoor.
- Mexican't Buy Me Love - A Spanish parody of the song played when Ling-Ling battled a chicken.
- Charlotte's Web of Lies - A dance mix parody of the song was originally intended to play during Ling-Ling's performance but the scene was deleted.
- Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care - The song played while Ling-Ling suited up to cook rice.
- American Idol Parody Clip Show - Ling-Ling sang a smooth jazz themes cover version of his song as his entry.
- The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! - A parody of the song played twice, expressing Ling-Ling's sadness each time Ling-Ling was rejected by Xandir.
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