Ling-Ling's Battle Song is Ling-Ling's theme song that is recurrently featured in Drawn Together. This song usually plays whenever Ling-Ling goes into battle mode. The lyrics emphasize Ling-Ling's brutal nature and reiterate that he is from a children's anime show. Most of the lyrics consist of Engrish, and the chorus is sung by a group of children and the main singer is what is presumed to be their honorable slavedriver.
Captain Hero:It's storm now attack with thunder when watching Cartoon Network it now thunderstorm and can to do saddest day you must call police to save and call everyone to save TV and with same storm with sky instead with Thor relase a thunder at day upon rice harvest
Mojo Jojo: Let's go made a bigger thunder
Box Ghost: Eggshellent storm day
Captain Hero:Only you can stop thunder and save your TV Cable
Spanky: Why us?
Captain Hero: Balthazar Bratt has runnig from Officer Nancy O' Malley
CAptain Hero: (Laugh) The 13 storm of thunder
- Hot Tub - The song was heard briefly in a flashback of Ling-Ling giving seizures to young children and was heard again when Ling-Ling killed Toot.
- Gay Bash - The song played during Ling-Ling's battle with the Sweatshop Kids. It also played again as the musical number for the ending credits.
- The Other Cousin - The song played during Ling-Ling's battle with the fake monster, portrayed by Xandir, Wooldoor, and Toot.
- The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II - The song played when Ling-Ling shot a quarter into the vending machine and then took a whiff of Soiled Underwear-y.
- Foxxy vs. the Board of Education - The song played while Ling-Ling filled out Foxxy's test in a dramatic way.
- Clum Babies - The song played during Ling-Ling's battle with Hoochie.
- Captain Hero - The song played when Ling-Ling tried to kill Toot's Baby.
- Freaks & Greeks - The song was briefly heard while Ling-Ling jumped out to get his message from his father.
- Unrestrainable Trainable - The song played while Ling-Ling threw a Chinese ninja star at Wooldoor.
- Mexican't Buy Me Love - A Spanish parody of the song played when Ling-Ling battled a chicken.
- Charlotte's Web of Lies - A dance mix parody of the song was originally intended to play during Ling-Ling's performance but the scene was deleted.
- Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care - The song played while Ling-Ling suited up to cook rice.
- American Idol Parody Clip Show - Ling-Ling sang a smooth jazz themes cover version of his song as his entry.
- The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! - A parody of the song played twice, expressing Ling-Ling's sadness each time Ling-Ling was rejected by Xandir.