Letta Lame
Letta Lame
Drawn Together Character
Full Name Letta Lame
Gender Female
Race Caucasian
Hair Blonde
Age 12 (dead)
Job Student
Sexuality Heterosexual
Religion Unknown
Voiced by Cree Summer
Letta Lame is a character that appeared in the episode Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care. She was a girl who Captain Hero had a major crush on when he was 12. Letta is a very popular girl who lives in his neighborhood with him and she is constantly seen applying hairspray all the time. She is a parody on Lana Lang.


When Captain Hero was 12 years old, he had a crush on a girl named Letta Lame. One day, Captain Hero received a call from himself in the future, telling him how to make her go out with him. Captain Hero told his 12 year old self, that to make Letta fall in love with him, he had to take out a Hero sandwich and fuck it. Confused and slightly hesitant, Hero did just that and just then, Letta came up to him, nervously asking him to the Barn Dance. Just then, she noticed what he was doing and started freaking out, calling him a freak, and then hating him. Later that night, at the Barn Dance, Captain Hero's 12 year old self took some more bad advice from his future self and lit the Barn Dance on fire, killing everyone there, and then fucked another Hero sandwich. Lois was seen burning in flames and screamed as she walked up to him. She then applied hairspray to her hair, which caused an explosion, removing all of the everything from her face, so that it was nothing but a skull and then she saw Captain Hero, once again fucking a hero sandwich which made her hate him even more as she died. Far off in the future, Captain Hero was still deeply affected by her death as he kept a picture of her and some remains of her body on his nightstand with him. These would be her foot and two of her teeth.


Letta is a teenage girl with bright blonde hair that she wears in a very big poof-like perm, along with a hot pink headband. She has blue eyes and long, dark eyelashes and bright, pink lipstick. She wears giant blue loop earrings and a aqua colored sweater over one of her shoulders, which shows a light pink bra strap, over her shoulder. She wears a pink skirt with a blue belt around it.


  • "Hey, Leslie. I didn't have a date for the barn dance and I was wondering ... ARE YOU FUCKING A HERO SANDWICH!?"
  • "YOU FREAK!"
  • "AAAAAH!!! HELP ME!"
  • "Are you fucking a hero sandwich? YOU FREAK!"

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