Lady Luck is a background song that was featured in the episode Ghostesses in the Slot Machine.
Lyrics[]
Lady Luck, you got your game, but I'm through with it.
Cuz now I see that luck has nothing to do with it.
I bet wad after wad, til' i'm ready to burst.
You never put out, baby my nut hurts.
Lady Luck, you god damn tease. I'm through with you!
So, mark those cards, roll those dice.
There's a coochie called fortune and I'm taking a slice.
Lady Luck, you frigid bitch, I'm through with you!
Lady Luck, I think you knew just how to make me fall.
Blowing on my dice as if they were my balls.
You fondled the deck like it was a dick
But when the cards were dealt I didn't get shit.
Lady Luck, what the fuck is up with that?
If my knob ain't getting pumped or waxed
Is it too much to ask for one fucking jack?
Lady Luck you muzzily cunt.
Lady Luck you fucking fuckface.
Lady Luck you fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Your two-faced whore!
Jack!
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