One of the distinguishing features in Drawn Together is that they tend to do Cutaway Gags every now and then. Every cutaway gag in the show varies from reason to reason. Most of them tie in with the plot, and some of them are just there to completely drift off and be completely random in a way that parodies Family Guy. A lot of the cutaway gags are projected through blue filters, as a way of giving the show a reality show feel.
Toot tells Xandir's girlfriend that he's never mentioned anything about a girlfriend. A flashback montage to all of the thousands of times he did mention his girlfriend then plays.
Captain Hero complains about Xandir, saying he's always mentioning his girlfriend, and a flashback montage to a bunch of quotes where he didn't mention his girlfriend then plays.
Foxxy says that Clara believes every stupid lie she hears, cuing Princess Clara learning about Christianity and stupidly accepting it without any reason.
Toot mentions that she's till woozy from last week's oxygen competition, where she, Ling-Ling, Xandir, and Clara were all trapped in a room without any oxygen.
Princess Clara regrets not killing Foxxy during a time when Foxxy was hanging over a river of lava, and Clara threatened Foxxy that she wanted her to give her the ring.
Toot's first resort to all of her problems is to eat them
Captain hero convinces Clara that he has true feelings of love for Bleh and as Clara considers, this a flashback montage of their romantic moments together plays.
The King reminisces about his carriage being stolen and blames Spanky because he remembers seeing a big ugly pig snout when it happened. When Spanky denies it, The King disbelieves him. However, it actually was another ugly disgusting pig, cut to Toot waking up drunk in the wrecked carriage and calling her AA Sponsor.
Captain Hero tells Xandir to open the car window because he left Ling-Ling in there and he could use some fresh air. Cut to Ling-Ling, lying suffocated and dead in a booster seat, with his face swollen from air deprivation and worms crawling in his ears and mouth.
Spanky asks the audience to submit a vote online, about whether he should die of a virus or marry Xandir. The votes come in and they go with marrying a homo.
Foxxy Love reminds everyone of when they got bored of their pitbulls and she had to send them to live with the muppet babies, where they tore them all to shreds.
Toot tells Ling-Ling that who she sleeps with it her business and getting him a 20% off deal on a used Chevrolet is his business, cutting to a crazy car dealership salesman with a giant cowboy hat.
Wooldoor says that he's earned enough money as a Bar Mitzvah to have his own TV show. Cut to him in a room full of Jews, throwing around a bunch of money.
Toot claims that the Weinermobile is as real as The Loch Ness Monster and God's mercy. A kid is then seen, floating on a boat in the ocean, and praying to God to let him survive, only to be devoured whole by the Loch Ness Monster.
Racist Walrus lost in the Detroit Projects after dark.
Wooldoor says that he's deader than a racist walrus lost in the Detroit Projects after dark. A walrus is then seen shouting to a bunch of black people "Don't any of you schwoogies have jobs?" and being beaten senseless.
Wooldoor and Xandir deny that The Happy Stupid Kid show will turn kids all over the world gay. Cut to a montage of kids all over the world from Eskimos, to Asians, to French kids becoming gay for each other after watching the show.